Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup
I hate how your mind thinks of something really creepy and you try to act all casual about it like “haha that would be creepy if a demon came up behind me and tried to breathe on me hahahahaha” then you go and turn every single light on and call your mom.
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.